Squicks and kinks meme

[kjp_013]

Snaffled from naturegirlrocks and many others!

Creature/Animagus: 
Very rarely will I read creature fics. I'm not a fan of Veela or Vampire fics, and there's only one or two other creature fics that I've enjoyed. I will read them if I'm asked to, but won't usually click on a fic containing these things.

M-Preg:
As long as it's not graphic, and it's explained well - I'm there! I'd prefer the boys to go down the surrogacy route though.

Slave, BDSM, S/M:
It HAS to be consensual, and both Harrry and Draco have to be enjoying themselves and getting what they need ;-)

Age difference:
Never really thought about it tbh. Only reading H/D, they're usually the same age...lol I have read a few time travel and I wouldn't want it to be more than 15 years. And only if the younger is an adult.

Blood, -play:
Small (and I mean tiny) bites during sex is all good - but cutting and the like - NO!

Underage (chan):
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! 16 and over is perfectly acceptable (and legal!)

Crossdressing/Genderbender:
Genderbending is a big no no, but I do enjoy a bit of crossdressing. Only in a fancy-dress party type of thing or, of course, Jae's fifi!Draco!

Dub-con:
Hmmm...depends on the story, It has to be slight and there has to be a major reason for it being there.

Non-con:
NO!. And never ever ever ever between Harry and Draco.

Incest:
Brothers/sisters/cousins...it's alright I suppose but does nothing for me. Father/Son makes me physically sick.

Threesome/ moresome/ gangbang:
Very very rarely. I'm still waiting for someone to write a Harry/Draco/Charlie before I make my final decision on this!

Death:
Harry and Draco? God, no. The only exception is saras_girl 's The Next Twenty-Four Hours - if I need a good cry, I'll read that.

Watersport/scat:
Yuck! Nope! Not for me! *shudders*

Crossovers:
No, never read one and don't fancy it.

Unhappy/wide open endings:
No to both. I get really upset if I've just spent a good few hours/days/weeks on a story, just to find out it was all a dream, or Draco was actually evil all along, or it just *ends* with no conclusion. I don't need it all tied up in a pretty bow, but I would like some satisfaction at the end!

Comments

[brinimc.livejournal.com]

I HATE spending that long on a story and then it's a sad ending!!!

[kjp-013.livejournal.com]

I know! I get really angry!

[nenne.livejournal.com]

Unhappy endings is really a big NO. *nods*

[kjp-013.livejournal.com]

*nods so hard* I really really don't like them!

[naturegirlrocks.livejournal.com]

I really don't like H or D death. But I can't help not to read those stories like "You are dead but I feel stronger because you loved me" (and then cry my eyes out)

[kjp-013.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean. Sometimes you just need those type of fics (and then to cry your eyes out!)

[valinorean.livejournal.com]

OMG just the mention of the title (The Next 24 Hours) makes me all wibbly. And I can't even remember the exact scenes there, I just remember the general premise!! It's one of those fics where you still remember the emotions you felt, even if you can't remember the plot.

*tries to resist the urge to read it again* No no no!!

[kjp-013.livejournal.com]

I know - that story is just the epitome of sad!fic.

DON'T DO IT! You'll regret it - read Foundations instead!

[valinorean.livejournal.com]

I resisted it!! But reading Foundations is so not a good idea. Last time someone posted a Foundations!verse art, I ended up rereading the whole of the final chapter. Before that, I was trying to find the Dark Mark kink chapter, I ended up reading about half the entire fic! And we all know how long each chapter is...

I swear that fic could eat up CHUNKS of my life without me knowing LOL!

[kjp-013.livejournal.com]

Can you guess what I've spent the last three days reading? *headdesk* I got sucked in!

*sighs happily* That is one fab series...